Starbucks

I threw a tantrum at Starbucks today

The barista put foam on my latte.

I clearly ordered it without

Written right on the cup.

I told her she was stupid.

“Fire her,” I told the manager.

By the end of my tantrum

She was sobbing in the backroom.

The manager apologized and

Personally made me a new drink

To calm me down.

I took it and accepted his apology.

I must go back and beg her forgiveness,

I haven’t had a shower in three days.